Eat the Ones You Love

PRE-ORDER FOR APRIL 22, 2025

Eat the Ones You Love – A Darkly Funny Tale of Love, Loss, and Carnivorous Plants

Eat the Ones You Love is a twisted, genre-blending novel that mixes workplace romance, dark humor, and botanical horror in a story about new beginnings—and what you’re willing to sacrifice to grow.

After losing her job, her fiancé, and her apartment, Shell Pine lands a gig at a quirky florist shop in a fading mall. There, she finds unexpected joy—and maybe something more—with Neve, the enigmatic and alluring shop manager. But Neve harbors dangerous secrets, and the real boss of the flower shop is a sentient, flesh-eating orchid with a sinister agenda.

As Shell gets pulled deeper into the strange, blooming world behind the shop’s petals, she’s forced to choose between a love that roots her to something new, and the dark price of belonging.

📖 Perfect for fans of horror comedy, sapphic romance, and surreal storytelling, Eat the Ones You Love is a wildly original novel about desire, survival, and the things that grow in the shadows.