Fever Beach

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Fever Beach – A Wildly Entertaining Thriller from Carl Hiaasen

🌴 From Carl Hiaasen, the master of satirical crime fiction, comes Fever Beach—a laugh-out-loud, razor-sharp novel that skewers corruption, extremism, and greed in the most outrageous, Florida-centric way possible.

A Twisted Journey Through the Sunshine State

🏝️ Dale Figgo is a hapless bigot—so incompetent he’s the only person ever kicked out of the Proud Boys. His life takes a disastrous turn when his latest scheme gets him entangled with two formidable adversaries:

🔹 Viva Morales – A sharp-witted newcomer to Florida, recently conned by her ex-husband, now stuck working at a shady "philanthropic" foundation and renting a room from Figgo—because there's nowhere else she can afford.
🔹 Twilly Spree – An environmental vigilante with an anger problem, too much money, and a history of sinking corrupt politicians' yachts.

Dark Money, Darker Motives, and Hiaasen’s Most Outrageous Cast Yet

As Viva and Twilly uncover a mystery laced with dark money and right-wing corruption, they cross paths with an unbelievable rogue’s gallery, including:

💰 Claude & Electra Mink – Billionaire philanthropists with botched plastic surgery and sinister political ambitions
⚖️ Congressman Clure Boyette – A delusional politician aiming for power and prestige (despite his love of hookers, underage girls, and total lack of intelligence)
🚗 Noel Kristianson – A Scandinavian agnostic who winds up under Figgo’s car when mistaken for a Jewish threat

A Hilarious, Unapologetic Satire of Modern America

💥 Corruption, crime, and stupidity collide in Hiaasen’s wildest Florida adventure yet—delivering sharp wit, unforgettable chaos, and poetic justice for the worst of the worst.